Chorus
Mary had a little lamb's bread it's fleece was white as snow
and everyhwhere that Mary went the lambs bread was sure to blow
Verse 1
Mary Mary she's quite contrary
got into a little trouble with the military
just because she had some bubbleberry
it's so scary she's in the penitentiary
just because she had three bags full
what the funk is up with the stuff pigs pull
she claimed in her defense it was medicinal
you know who set her up it was the knuckles and skull
Verse 2
Once upon a time Mary hooked me with a dime
It was some beautiful purple buddha it taste so sublime
I wondered in my mind how does she get the kind?
The lamby that she handed me could win the herb grammy
but feds got smart cause Mary had cheese
she shepharded the sheep and the girl made g's
but then she slanged biodeez for mercedez
investigation funded by petroleum companies
Bridge
these are the tales, the mary tales
these are the tales that we tell so well
Verse 3
Mary hooked up the boy who lived down the lane
prescribed the fresh strain for the cancer in his brain
the brutal phrameceudical starts to complain
working with the main and they got the girl framed, caused
Mary Mary, she's quite contrary
she voted Nadar not Bush or Kerry
Mary Mary, their lies don't scare me
I'll fight for you to be free I swear it